[artitties]

*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier

[buttart]

his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature

[sparkscroach]

Mentally ill? Nah I’m mentally SICK
my brain does cool kick flips while wearing shades and I cry a lot

[dallonxweekes]

Is Ryan Reynolds even real

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Dude’s been trying to play Deadpool for 11 years, that kind of thing does stuff to a man

[suprememoroi]

the one in the winnie the pooh shirt was the real beyonce here

[smevapeva]

Fuk this shit

[lordofthebis]

Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.

[danabdul]

Have u ever met the human version of a headache